Nowhere Road: The Die Rosa Chronicles

The "Die, Rosa!" Chronicles Index

"Ah, welcome to the "Die, Rosa!" series!"
This set of short comics is unfinished, so check back often as we post new ones once or twice a week.

They are rated PG-13 for occasional foul language and sexual references.
The "yaoi" warning is that there are male/male relations IMPLIED, but we're not graphic.
(Above all this is supposed to be COMEDY, so serious romance really drags it down.)

DISCLAIMER: Sam and I would like to remind you that we DO NOT OWN the Final Fantasy series or any of its characters and we do not claim to!

This brings us to the fun part.
This is the tale of Rosa, the corrupt White Mage from FF2/4.
(I bet you didn't know that she's corrupt.)
Tired of being bait for other villains' heinous crimes, Rosa decides to become a villain herself...

Filled with crossovers from all walks of Final Fantasy, you'll never know who will be our heroes' newest ally ... or foe.

THE SAGA UNFOLDS...

"The 'Die, Rosa!' Chronicles: PART I":
(written by Steph)
When two heroes encounter their great enemy,
will they rid the world of her or shall their mercy create a foe beyond their skill to defeat?

"Die, Rosa!" PART II:
(written by Sam)
Rosa has been exiled to hell for stealing Sam's valuable Holy Gecko,
but just when it seems that Rosa's going to get her due, her EEEEVIL sidekick steps in...

"Die, Rosa!" PART III:
(written by Steph)
To insure that Rosa does not escape the eternal torment we all know that she deserves,
Sam and Steph must call upon their inner strength to create a force more powerful then their own rage...

"Die, Rosa!" PART IV:
(written by Sam)
An ally has be gained, but a greater ally has fallen into darkness.
Betrayal looms over our heroes as they search for a way to unbind the chains of death...

"Die, Rosa!" PART V:
(written by Steph)
What is the next step in Rosa's master plan? What is she after?
Where do our heroes turn next, now that Rosa knows that she is stronger than they?

"Die, Rosa!" PART VI:
(written by Sam)
Have our heroes gained another ally or created a foe that far outmatches Rosa in power?
Only the help of a legendary mage can even the score ...

"Die, Rosa!" PART VII
(written by Steph)
On their own, our heroes discover the powers that lie inside of them.
Little do they know that their enemies have found out their secrets too...

"Die, Rosa!" PART VIII:
(POSTED 7/17/03)
(written by Sam)
There is a mystical place that binds all worlds -- each Final Fantasy world AND our own.
Our heroes know where it is, but so do Rosa and Sephiroth.
Who will get there first?