Official Site Mascot!

Most people don't have Official Site Mascots.

But I do.

This all started late one night as I was online, web-editing, and vainly attempting to edit my "Link To Me" image, and chatting with my home girl Betsy.

This is an excerpt of our uncensored AIM conversation, with our screen names changed to protect the innocent.

Wait, we're not innocent at all. We're entirely responsible.

But I don't want you to contact us for official merchandise or anything like that.

Lauren: wtf my font is Unlauren liek
Betsy: okay i first read that
Betsy: as ukranian hulk
Betsy: and burst out laughing
Lauren: hahahaahahahahah
Lauren: hahahahahaha!
Lauren: that's a million times better
Lauren: I wish I'd thought of that
Betsy: 'YAAAA I AM ZEE UKRANIAN HUUUUUULK'
Betsy: *breaks things*
Lauren: hahaha
Lauren: can't breathe
Betsy: *BREAKS THINGS IN CAPS LOCK B/C IT IS SO MUCH ANGRIER*
Lauren: laguhing too hard
Betsy: hahaha
Lauren: omg there's this cute Ukranian guy in my French class
Lauren: now whenever I think of him i'm gonna think of the Ukranian Hulk

What exactly does this Ukranian Hulk look like?

Check him out below!

He's my hero.

*swoon*