Bologna
(To the Tune of If Only)
Every single time at high noon
I take a short lunch break
Makes me wonder if I'm ever gonna eat anything else again
There's some lunchmeat that's hanging out the sides of my bread
I see it over and over
I want to take it, discard it, in my trash and then
Cause I don't need it, I'll just feed it
To my doggy in it's tin
Then I hear myself reply You've got to shove it in
Your mouth
And bite
Bologna
I don't have the guts to eat it today
Bologna
In my mouth it will not stay
Bologna
I'd dissect it in my hands and say
I might choke
So I won't eat it
I sit here gagging, coughing, spitting
This just isn't right
Cause all I'd rather eat is candy
Cupcakes and lots of homemade pies
This gross lunchmeat looks like something
My cat dragged in that was dead
I see it over and over
I want to grab it, and stab it
With a fork and then
I want to gash it, and bash it
Throw it in the disposal and let it spin
Then I hear myself reply, I'll never stuff it in
My mouth
And bite
Bologna
I don't have the guts to eat it today
Bologna
In my mouth it will not stay
Bologna
I'd dissect it in my hands and say
I might choke
So I won't eat it
It must go
Please get rid of it now
I want to hear you say
My lunch won't always be this way
Meals will be grand not bland for every night and every day
Otherwise I'll scream and shout
Bologna is not what lunch is about
Please give me what I want and give it to me now
Bologna
I don't have the guts to eat it today
Bologna
In my mouth it will not stay
Bologna
I'd dissect it in my hands and say
I might choke
So I won't eat it
It must go
Please get rid of it now
Please get rid of it now
Hmmm. The guys don't seem to like their bologna sandwiches too much. I think we'd better go search for Dr. Food and beg him to return..you agree? :0)
