I Wish That I Had Hair
(Tune to I Wish That I Was There)

My tears are fallin
Another day gone without hair
I'm constantly balding
Looking in the mirror gives me a scare

I'm missing my hairbrush
I've seemed to forget what one looks like
My head's always freezin
I'm even jealous of Alfalfa's spike

I wish that I had hair
I wish that I had hair
My poor scalp is bare
I wish that I had hair
I wish that I had hair
I wish that I had hair
My poor scalp is bare
I wish that I had hair

I've never bought shampoo
I usually just wax my head instead
I've never used hairspray
Cause without hair there's no split ends

I just want to see myself with some hair
I just want to dream of me with some hair
I just want to see myself with some hair
I just want to see my head with some hair

I wish that I had hair
I wish that I had hair
My poor scalp is bare
I wish that I had hair
I wish that I had hair
I wish that I had hair
My poor scalp is bare
I wish that I had hair

And my bald head feels
Nice and smooth but cold and bare
You won't see stubble here
How I wish I had some hair up there

I just want to see myself with some hair
I just want to dream of me with some hair
I just want to see myself with some hair
I just want to see my head with some hair

I wish that I had hair
I wish that I had hair
My poor scalp is bare
I wish that I had hair
I wish that I had hair
I wish that I had hair
My poor scalp is bare
I wish that I had hair

(Repeat chorus twice)


Well well well, look who we have here? It's Hanson's bodyguard Jason! Hmmm. I wonder why he showed up all of a sudden? ;0)

Note: The picture of Jason is the artwork of Kodiak, who is known to draw many awesome cartoon pictures of Hanson. If you are a MOE member, especially when MOE magazine first came out, Kodiak's Hanson website was the very first MOE netpick chosen by Hanson themselves! Very cool!

If you would like to see more of Kodiak's work, go to his website at www.day7studios.com

Also, The doors are always open at Hanson Hotel. GO TO HANSON HOTEL(Where I first found Kody's artwork.) I also chose a lot of pictures for my website from the Hotel. Not only does it have pictures, but it has the latest news updated almost daily, a really cool message board to chat with other fans, magazine articles, Hanson interviews, sound wavs and much much more! Pack your bags and stay a few nights!